This Mass is brought to you by Fisherman's Friend [http://www.fishermansfriend.com], the official cough-drop/throat-lozenge of the Church of the Assumption schola cantorum.
'Gee, Bob, you boys really nailed that Introit this morning!'
'To tell you the truth, Jane, half of us had allergies, the other had a cold, and Fred just sucks in general. (Can't carry a tune in a bucket. Don't understand why he sings with us. Weird.)'
'Wow! Then, how on earth did you guys flutter into those tristrophas and episemas so beautifully?'
'Well, we had a little help: Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges. They're as chock full of menthol and eucalyptus as the FDA will allow, offering cool soothing relief in the form of a nasty brown tablet.'
'Wow, Bob! Where can I get some of my own?'
'You can find Fisherman's Friend right at your local pharmacy, or on the black market.'
(Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges: If fishermen on the briny sea trust 'em, you should be able to, too, right?)
